always.sometimes.never.

i always...

• take my makeup off before bed
• wear blush
• have chapstick within reach
• take a multivitamin every day
• tweeze my eyebrows at work
• talk to my puppy like she's a real baby

i sometimes...

• paint my nails
• dry my hair with my car heater
• drink real coke
• eat an entire medium pizza in one sitting
• get massages at the massage school ($30 = 1 hour!)
• drink without a straw

i never...

• forget to change my sheets once a week
• eat chocolate
• wear earrings and a necklace at the same time
• fly in an airplane without praying first (and during)
• want short hair
• leave home without pain medicine
  

weirdness

ok, you may think this is mean, but you know you've thought it, too.



do you ever wonder why/how certain people got married? like that total random person from high school who was a complete dork is now married and has 3 kids and is the same age as you?



this happens to me every day on facebook. i'm not saying any of it is bad, it's just WEIRD. like, how in the world does someone live with you day in and day out. OR how are you mature enough to raise kids? i guess i will always think of these people as high schoolers.



but what's even worse is when someone your own age is already getting divorced. that's sad. you gotta be careful! i'm only getting married once...well, i guess most people say that. OR marry once for money and once for love. that could work, too.